Seasonal survival tips…#4 Go all existential
Next time you’re asked what’s on your Santa list, retort: “We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are — that is the fact.” Chances are Santa will be so perplexed, you will end up with that organic silk pillowcase you’ve been longing for. Unless Santa has spent the long Arctic winters reading up on philosophers and replies witheringly, “Hell is other people,” in which case you’ll get nothing.
Silk with Sartre. That’s the spirit!